Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need to sanitize my soul.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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