he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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