Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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