That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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