Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
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you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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