no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Mom said you looked used
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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