everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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