Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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