Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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