belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Please don't give away my fajitas
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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