On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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