I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
