she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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