none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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