Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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