so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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