If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i think i have herpe
just one?
operation harelip BJ is a go
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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