If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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