In the future we'll all be gay
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I see more hoeing in ur future
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