Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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