She announced her abortion via fbk
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
