she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My vagina is officially offended.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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