well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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