Don't you send me to vm
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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