If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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