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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.

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(310): View more from California

Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice

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(210): View more from Texas

this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.

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(518): View more from New York

in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility

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(704): View more from North Carolina

there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.

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(516): View more from New York

My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.

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