I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed