I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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