at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.