CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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