NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We had to coat check the pizza.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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