I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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