Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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