I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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