They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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