I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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