i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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