But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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