Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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