Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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