My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
