But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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