trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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