Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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