it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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