Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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