just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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