That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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