my vag is so smooth its legendary
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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