so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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