I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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