WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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