how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Houston, we have a blender
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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