when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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