Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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