wanna go halves on a baby?
operation harelip BJ is a go
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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