if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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