Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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