it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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