Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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