I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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