Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
