There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Found your dick twin last night
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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